We are now the Soviet Union.
Welcome to Guantanamo Bay, where the army of liberty imposes absolute freedom on the minions of Antichrist with courage and compassion, though they deploy their antisymmetrical capacity for suffering with the subhuman cunning of the damned.
Thanks to CT commenter "AA" for that perfectly apt bit of sarcasm, the inspiration for which was the actual official quote:
I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us.
That's beyond chutzpah, it's outright insanity, of the totalitarian kind.
